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These are both old, like me: There's a new object-oriented version of COBOL. It's called "Add 1 to COBOL". (Carbon dates back to the ancient time when C++ wa
by smcameron 6y ago
These are both old, like me:
There's a new object-oriented version of COBOL. It's called "Add 1 to COBOL".
(Carbon dates back to the ancient time when C++ was basically object oriented C, so like, 1988 or so.)
Here's one for the increasingly elderly people who prefer C over C++. "Whoever invented C++ doesn't know the difference between increment and excrement." (Best said in a cranky old man voice at an appropriate moment whilst battling a bug in some big C++ source base. Yeah, I know who Bjarne Stroustrup is. It's funnier with "whoever".)