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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Programmers don't change light bulbs; that's a hardware problem.
by jacobobryant 6y ago
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Programmers don't change light bulbs; that's a hardware problem.
- SilasX 6y agoQ: How many Haskell programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Irrelevant, that's a side effect.
- jonathankoren 6y agoQ: How many Google engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They just change the standard to dark. ————— Originally (circa 1998) this was Microsoft joke, but this is a good update.
- BugWatch 6y agoAlternative Answer: None, they'll just google-graveyard the electricity service.
- jonathankoren 6y agoOh! That’s even better!
- EliasY 6y agoQ: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: No.
- fuzzfactor 6y agoQ: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The application can work around it. Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll document it in the manual. Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The user can figure it out.