I've been wanting to set up a little raspberry pi or arduino to act as an alarm, which can first play 'welcome to the jungle' and then roll the windows up and l

I've been wanting to set up a little raspberry pi or arduino to act as an alarm, which can first play 'welcome to the jungle' and then roll the windows up and lock all the doors, before starting the car, turning the wheel to full lock and just sitting on the rev limiter.