YVYAN: [looking at watch] Hey! Turn on the telly! MIKE: Good thinking, Vyv! We need information! [they run to the sofa] VYVYAN: No! I'm just in time for After

YVYAN: [looking at watch] Hey! Turn on the telly! MIKE: Good thinking, Vyv! We need information! [they run to the sofa] VYVYAN: No! I'm just in time for Afternoon Plus! [leaps on couch between Mike and Neil. Rick turns on a the TV. We see a test picture and soft music.] Well turn it over then! [Rick changes the channel. Test picture and soft music] VYVYAN: Well, you might as well try the other one! RICK: Alright! Alright! [Rick changes the channel. Test pictue and soft music. The boys groan, Rick turns off the TV] RICK: Absolutely pathetic! There's nothing on at all! Humph! Don't know why we bother to pay our license! MIKE: We don't. RICK: But, haven't we got a license? MIKE: No. RICK: But that makes me a criminal! [thinks about it] Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me as president! 'People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licenses Against the Nazis!' [takes out pad and pen and starts writing] This is only the beginning!