> I imagined an individual -- or even a whole team -- being summoned by their boss and told: "You didn't respond to 47 Teams messages last month." I can totall

> I imagined an individual -- or even a whole team -- being summoned by their boss and told: "You didn't respond to 47 Teams messages last month." I can totally imagine a dystopic works where instant messages become micro-tickets, with all the ceremonies related to that. I can see people botting teams to have an automated responder after 30+randrange(30) seconds: "Hi, thank you for IMing me, I'm currently in the middle of something, I'll get back at you in a minute :)"