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Can confirm. Right when my wife got pregnant I convinced her to listen to classical music and the binaural beats extracted from world-class chess champions for
by yrimaxi 6y ago
Can confirm. Right when my wife got pregnant I convinced her to listen to classical music and the binaural beats extracted from world-class chess champions for optimal early-fetus neuroplasticity. We weaned them off of breastmilk at one years of age in order to feed them Brappdu™, a proprietary (sadly not open source yet) super-food for toddlers (500% more nutrient-rich and 800% more cognitive-enhancing than breastmilk!). Legos™ at two years of age were, of course, no-brainers to me and the mother, as we are both engineers. We also made sure to plenty of empathy-boosting roleyplay with them, so that they can better interact with the kids their age (they need to learn to manage their future subordinates). All of this was a huge success: they started experiencing genius-induced migraines already at six years of age, while normal genius children only get them at twelve years of age and children of a more inferior stock never get the pleasure of ever experiencing it.
Right now they are studying at Stanford (started at age thirteen) and we hope that both of them will be posting on HN before the age of sixteen.