Sorry, in lieu of individual bonuses, management has decided to reward employees with a company team building boat trip! :-/ Nothing is worse than being stuck

Sorry, in lieu of individual bonuses, management has decided to reward employees with a company team building boat trip! :-/ Nothing is worse than being stuck on a company boat trip. You can't arrive late, and you can't leave early! Also no where to hide or duck out for a bit. Literally stuck on the boat.