Given your restrictions and background I think Nationwide Children's and/or Ohio State would be good options. Get a bioinformatics job there. Don't give up.

Given your restrictions and background I think Nationwide Children's and/or Ohio State would be good options. Get a bioinformatics job there. Don't give up. General Mills is looking for bioinformatics types as well if you want to stay in the crop field. They may let you work remote. Banks/Insurance are also looking for data science / programmer types if you want to go that way.