Be crazy. Just go at their front door saying: "Hey, googlerz! Hit me up with a job. I already SQL-injected my CV in your main AdWords database. Come on, I won'

Be crazy. Just go at their front door saying: "Hey, googlerz! Hit me up with a job. I already SQL-injected my CV in your main AdWords database. Come on, I won't be a xoogler, cross my heart!" * Disclaimer: Concepts are language should be taken as a pamflet.