Someone should design a a front-end framework for which anachronistic analogies like this make sense. E.g., if a user selects some text and chooses "Copy," the

Someone should design a a front-end framework for which anachronistic analogies like this make sense. E.g., if a user selects some text and chooses "Copy," the text gets deleted and a listener sends a message back to the server to signal that the text has been "pirated." At that point the server not only deletes the associated data, but sends a message to all extant clients to remove the given text. Kinda like a realtime borrow-checker, but not so much for memory safety as for the sheer stupidity of it. Edit: clarification