I would add the marquee tag reinterpreted for 2011: 1. Tweets constantly scrolling through a sidebar 2. Unstoppable huge slide show above the content you claim

I would add the marquee tag reinterpreted for 2011: 1. Tweets constantly scrolling through a sidebar 2. Unstoppable huge slide show above the content you claim to want me to read And of course, Autoplay video with sound.