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Because your bookshelf doesn’t automatically rearrange itself, then send the data to a corporation optimized for making you read as many books as possible?

• griffoa 6y ago
  Yet...
  • drdeadringer 6y ago
    ... I need you to finish because I can't read your mind.
    • TeMPOraL 6y ago
      That wasn't a "yet" like "and yet, [something]", but a "yet" like "[something isn't happening]... yet".
      • drdeadringer 6y ago
        Ah. Thank you.
  • musingsole 6y ago
    This year from IKEA, introducing the subscription powered AutoShelf! Tired of curating your own collection? This bookshelf keeps track of what and how long you read using ultrasonic pulses to determine spine-crackage. Once a month, a crate of new books will arrive. Simply attach the crate to the AutoShelf to restock your collection. Once its done, leave the crate (now filled with your old, dusty books) on the curb for our gig-service to pick up!
  • AnimalMuppet 6y ago
    Don't give Amazon ideas.