If only there were a well-known, long-standing government agency that would protect the president and investigate threats against government officials. Some sor

If only there were a well-known, long-standing government agency that would protect the president and investigate threats against government officials. Some sort of service... Y'know, we could give them a cool name like 'Secret Service'. We should've thought about this after multiple early presidents were assassinated. /s The Secret Service investigates these types of things. What relevance is this to bomb threats at the data center of a company? I get whataboutitism is retort de jure for anything that touches on politics these days. But at least try harder.