I simply don't get the hate this article is getting, are some HN readers really that bad at reading comprehension? The authors clearly mention it is "our first

I simply don't get the hate this article is getting, are some HN readers really that bad at reading comprehension? The authors clearly mention it is "our first choice" and then they go on to present their findings with great clarity. Nowhere do they evangelize Haskell like other language like Rust for example. I never see such comments on threads on other languages, even though some of articles posted are of subpar quality. In the end the insecurities and failures of snarky commentators don't matter to others who are in the arena solving real problems in production with an unsexy language.