Have you just arrived here as a time-traveller from Victorian London? I have fabulous news! Forsooth, in this, the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Score, Pl

Have you just arrived here as a time-traveller from Victorian London? I have fabulous news! Forsooth, in this, the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Score, Plus One, it has come to pass that mankind hath, by workings most subtle, made manifest many wondrous heating apparatuses that requireth neither coal nor coke, nor indeed train oil.