I guess everyone is using a lot of crap then, and they're all completely wrong and you're right. This is possible, of course, but instead of snarky dismissals

I guess everyone is using a lot of crap then, and they're all completely wrong and you're right. This is possible, of course, but instead of snarky dismissals you could perhaps say why you think what you do. I respect you, but also happen to think git kicks ass, a few minor warts notwithstanding. Your dismissive appraisal as "crap" is basically worthless.