I suspect the author has a lot more exposure to the kinds of people who want to write their next web server basically in category theory than most people actual

I suspect the author has a lot more exposure to the kinds of people who want to write their next web server basically in category theory than most people actually do, and so thinks that kind of person is much more common than they actually are. But I still like the take a lot, particularly because of the perfect truth of the line "[Go] is a boring garbage collected thing that looks like C for grownups, or Java not designed by 90s era object oriented nanotech fearing imbeciles. "