Alright, you've convinced me that making life harder for myself is somehow a way to get and maintain customers. What should I make? /sarcasm The only good pie

Alright, you've convinced me that making life harder for myself is somehow a way to get and maintain customers. What should I make? /sarcasm The only good piece of advice here is to be awesome so your customers will love you and your product. ... I'm pretty sure that's common sense, and everyone would do it if it were that easy.