Excellent, puts me in mind of the nursery rhyme popular when I was small: My friend Billy, had a 10 foot willy, he showed it to the girl next door. She thought

Excellent, puts me in mind of the nursery rhyme popular when I was small: My friend Billy, had a 10 foot willy, he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only 4 foot 4.