Clearly, there should have been a young brash Nintendo VP tearing the printed proposal in half, then in quarters, then in one eighths, until all is left is piec

Clearly, there should have been a young brash Nintendo VP tearing the printed proposal in half, then in quarters, then in one eighths, until all is left is pieces falling like cherry blossoms, all the while looking at the MS exec in the eyes and making a five-minute impromptu address on what it means to be Nintendo and why money-counting accountants will never understand it, until the MS exec runs out of the room crying, punched by the sheer verbal force of the righteous anger. Yes, everything I learned about Japan, I learned from Japanese dramas, why do you ask?