Man, I want a new TV. I had to walk past the rows of TVs at Costco last night, on my way to shelling out $800 for a month's worth of medicine for my dog. It's a

Man, I want a new TV. I had to walk past the rows of TVs at Costco last night, on my way to shelling out $800 for a month's worth of medicine for my dog. It's a good thing I love my (danged, heckin) dog.