o, is the vaccine effective? Yes! Most certainly. It'll definitely help with (our pocketbooks) the Covid Pandemic! Okay. So, what's the dose, and how many boo

o, is the vaccine effective? Yes! Most certainly. It'll definitely help with (our pocketbooks) the Covid Pandemic! Okay. So, what's the dose, and how many boosters are required and at what intervals? Uh, well. You see... It's complicated. Cut the crap Pfizer. We know how many boosters are necessary for mumps, measles, rubella, pneumonia, shingles, chicken-pox, and tetanus.... Yes. Well, you see... Cut the crap Pfizer. Out with it. Okay. Well the thing is, it works for at least 6 months in our trials. Our models show effective immune response at over a year though! Models? You mean you don't really know? Yes. Well, you see... Damn it Pfizer! Do you have any idea how far over the line my ass is on this one?! Do you?!?! Yes. Well, you see... --- War... War never changes... ::intro-music::