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Any article on zombie apocalypse preparedness that doesn't even mention shotguns is obviously worthless.

• mathgladiator 16y ago
  This is why I have fantasy of hiding shotgun shells everywhere. Ever notice how video games have shells everywhere? who put them there. That's right, some nut-job wacko like me. When I was homeless on college campus, I considered doing this until I realized I probably be arrested. Just imagine if there were sports bars and shells everywhere.
  • prodigal_erik 16y ago
    "Scientists tell us that our prehistoric ancestor Homo Habilis, as he stood high atop a cliff thoughtfully chewing a great mouthful of Ancient Grains brand cereal, often stared up at the sky and wondered: Where can I hide my ammo and health?" - http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/39.html http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/39.html