Also... you know, if it weren't for caffeine (mostly delivered via coffee!): at least half of the work that America does on a daily basis -- wouldn't get done!

Also... you know, if it weren't for caffeine (mostly delivered via coffee!): at least half of the work that America does on a daily basis -- wouldn't get done! Which makes coffee/caffiene -- a vital National Security asset; a vital National Security interest! <g> You know, vital for the defense of America!!! <g> Like, if we're ever in a war -- if the enemy takes out our coffee supplies (and/or coffee supply lines!), then they've taken out at least half of the work that all of us do on a daily basis! Like, if an enemy deprived the Pentagon of its coffee during a war or other time of national crisis -- then the Pentagon would only be working at half efficiency! <g> And we can't have no half-efficient Pentagon! <g> That's why the military -- should be used to protect all coffee assets, foreign and domestic! <g> I mean, National Security is at stake! <g> Disclaimer: All of the above was said for comedy purposes, and comedy purposes only! I hope you laughed, but if you didn't, then know that I meant absolutely no offense to anyone who works in the above establishments! And, we appreciate your service!