Wait, so you have to be available within 5 minutes between 9:30AM -> 9:30PM for a whole week? I hope you are getting paid a lot. What happens if you get paged

Wait, so you have to be available within 5 minutes between 9:30AM -> 9:30PM for a whole week? I hope you are getting paid a lot. What happens if you get paged while taking a shit? Do you get reprimanded if you can’t get off the toilet in under 5 minutes?