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"We're experiencing increased service degradation" is so 201x-ish

• ourcat 6y ago
  "Something's not quite right" Another classic.
  • kaszanka 6y ago
    "Oopsie woopsie!"
  • wpm 6y ago
    "Shit's fucked yo, send whiskey"
• AlotOfReading 6y ago
  I find it hilarious that the status page is still saying the uptime for the current quarter is 100%. I'd think it'd have lost at least one 9 by any obvious definition of "current quarter".
  • jf22 6y ago
    Maybe it's not updated in real time? I wouldn't publish my teams uptime metrics while a crisis was happening...