I keep thinking about this quote from Dr. Strangelove: "Yes, but the... whole point of the doomsday machine(or in this case, the status page)... is lost... if y

I keep thinking about this quote from Dr. Strangelove: "Yes, but the... whole point of the doomsday machine(or in this case, the status page)... is lost... if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"