IME: you absolutely can say those things, and still get a job. They're often not even negatives. They just can't be all of the things you say. My resume is, if

IME: you absolutely can say those things, and still get a job. They're often not even negatives. They just can't be all of the things you say. My resume is, if you just look at it, not a "great" one. But it's good enough to get in the door, and then it's not really relevant anymore because we're then having a conversation about how I can bring value to the organization.