One of my favorites from Jack Handey, although this quote is more of a paraphrase. The original reads: “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about c

One of my favorites from Jack Handey, although this quote is more of a paraphrase. The original reads: “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”