It's a nice rant but you clearly don't care about most of the things you complain about. You're moving to SF. Everything you complain about is worse in SF and

It's a nice rant but you clearly don't care about most of the things you complain about. You're moving to SF. Everything you complain about is worse in SF and there are even more problems like (still) insane real estate prices, out of control homelessness, city government against everything new (e.g. it took SF months to approve bird etc. scooters). Your actions speak louder than your words. There are, of course, plenty of good reasons to move to SF from Austin (weather, ocean, mountains, more tech jobs) but those are not what you claim are your reasons.