I can see exactly how this has played out: 1) Someone at Nintendo learns about a "anonymous hacker conducting exploits against the 3DS" 2) Exec's panic becaus

I can see exactly how this has played out: 1) Someone at Nintendo learns about a "anonymous hacker conducting exploits against the 3DS" 2) Exec's panic because "anonymous hacker" and a history of piracy battles and consequently hire a private eye to find out about the person behind the exploiting 3) Private eye does their job and writes a detailed report in the style of a private eye 4) Nintendo uses information to establish communications with said hacker Just Hanlon's razor at work