Google the kinda map service that will route you through Valkenvania to save 2 minutes. Would I like to save two minutes?! Exit the freeway, take a million turn

Google the kinda map service that will route you through Valkenvania to save 2 minutes. Would I like to save two minutes?! Exit the freeway, take a million turns on unfamilair roads, and go through some po-dunk town that prob has a speed trap?! No thanks Google, that sounds like nuth'n but trouble.