Author wants bucatini, Bowen Yang also wants bucatini. Author contacts lots of people, gets caught up in a potential bucatini conspiracy. Maybe too many millen

Author wants bucatini, Bowen Yang also wants bucatini. Author contacts lots of people, gets caught up in a potential bucatini conspiracy. Maybe too many millennials used it as straws. Maybe competitors pushed De Cecco out of the country using the FDA guidelines, for reasons to be determined. Most likely, pasta makers cut production of specialty pasta (bucatini being one) in favour of ramping up production of your run of the mill macaronis, spaghettis, etc. due to COVID and pasta hoarding. Wait a bit, they'll come back.