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I overheard some immature humans referring to “Santa Claus.” I deduced that they expected this Santa person (?) to deliver gifts to them today. Has anyone heard

• krapp 6y ago
  Santa Claus is clearly the Great Beast spoken of in Revelations, secret Archon of the Global Leftist New World Order. He dresses in red, the color of Communism. He has occult powers traditionally associated with witchcraft, like flight, animal familiars and mind control. He receives offerings like a pagan deity. He routinely disregards national borders and private property, making a mockery of the sovereignty of states, the rule of law and individual liberty. He distributes goods not in exchange for the profit compensation of labor as determined by a capitalist free market, but through a determination of a child's "wants" and "needs." Clearly indoctrinating children into accepting Marxist propaganda. And finally, SANTA is an anagram for SATAN. I mean, wake up sheeple!