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Any employee of The Company found to be in violation of our new policy of no bonuses will be subject to immediate action, up to and including termination of emp
by iamleppert 6y ago
Any employee of The Company found to be in violation of our new policy of no bonuses will be subject to immediate action, up to and including termination of employment. Any employee found to be ignorant enough to believe they could possibly be receiving anything for the holiday season besides basal survival shall be forced to work over Christmas making hand-written copies of The Employee Handbook until such a time that the CEO returns from his vacation.
The Board of Directors and Principal Shareholders shall meet shortly before the stroke of midnight on December 31st, 2020 to determine the fate of any other employees and to henceforth distribute The Employee Handbook, 2021 Edition.