"Your spotify was retiree-softball-league-tommy-bahama-africa-on-touchtunes bad. Thank your obsessions with Steely Dan, mellow gold, and Africa for that. Base

"Your spotify was retiree-softball-league-tommy-bahama-africa-on-touchtunes bad. Thank your obsessions with Steely Dan, mellow gold, and Africa for that. Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... 60s-acid-flashback bad mercury-idolizer bad parody-song bad midwest-classic-rock bad punk-with-grandchildren bad But wait, it gets worse: You listen to these tracks too much: Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft by Klaatu Working Man by Rush WEIT WEG by Rammstein While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Remastered 2009 by The Beatles The Dope Show by Marilyn Manson You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Ninja Sex Party Rammstein Led Zeppelin Steely Dan Rush You are 15% basic. You're trying to be cool with Klaatu, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's.. You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Ninja Sex Party's Under the Covers. That's it. I'm done. I need to go recalibrate my taste levels. Shutting down." Yeah, I'm a 90's kid who listened to their parents' music from the Classic Rock stations they always had on. If anything, I'm more stuck in the 70s; the early 10s is just when I stopped paying much attention to new music, though my wife is trying to change that. You can't shame me, A.I.! What's funny to me, is that I actually discovered Klaatu via Spotify. I'd never heard them before, but they came up in one of my weekly playlists, and (obviously) I took quite a liking. "Calling Occupants" was my #1 song of 2020.