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Curious, I learned something. > You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Orden Ogan made The Things We Believe In. Now I wond
by tetha 6y ago
Curious, I learned something.
> You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Orden Ogan made The Things We Believe In.
Now I wonder if this is because my account is old, or if I really listen to that much old stuff, or if my favorite bands just don't release that much. Weird.
But I'm entirely fine with the other assments:
> Your spotify was renaissance-faire -too-much-power metal bad.
> Thank your obsessions with medieval rock and power metal (e.g., Sabaton and Dreamtale) for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> hail-satan bad
> You are 0% basic. Ewigheim and Winterstorm? Where do you even find this shit?.
And I think winterstorm and ewigheim aren't even the most obscure bands.
Oh but there is a new stribog album. nice.
- gpvos 6y agoThat reads like high praise to me.
- jdc0589 6y agothis is about how mine went. It's very concerned about where I found Necropanther and Wasteland Riders
- letitbeirie 6y ago> You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Kalax made Time Lapse. I got the same thing with a different song. What's funny about this one is it's from 2017.
- madeofpalk 6y ago> Now I wonder if this is because my account is old I made my account this yeah, and i got the same "you're stuck in the early 2010s". I guess I just listen to a lot of music from then.
- Teknoman117 6y agoYeah I don't see what's wrong with that. It's complaining about me listening to Eluveitie and Ost+Front too much (and Metalocalypse and Celldweller). I'm sorry that I went searching for other german industrial metal bands when rammstein took forever to put out another album.
- progre 6y ago>Where do you even find this shit?. I don't follow the recomendations, I click "Fans also listen to". Here is the rest of my assesment. > Your spotify was moonshine-renaissance-faire bad. > Thank your obsessions with Johnny Cash and medieval folk for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > napping-in-your-mancave bad > Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire: You listen to these tracks too much: Enter The Ninja by Die Antwoord Napalm Sunshine by Lying for Friends The Lachrymal Sleep by Doom:VS Thousands Of Bees by In Gowan Ring The Seer and the Seen by In Gowan Ring You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: VNV Nation Winterfylleth WEH Rome Falconer You are 1% basic. Trepaneringsritualen and Svartidaudi? Where do you even find this shit?. You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Ensigns Of Victory by Winterfylleth and Streamline by VNV Nation. Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds. Thanks for letting me see your music I guess. Shutting down.
- imperfectcats 6y agoTry having kids: > You listen to these tracks too much: > - Rock-A-Bye Your Bear by The Wiggles Which, to be fair, is my second favourite Wiggle song!
- progre 6y agoOh, I have kids. I just give them their own accounts
- azeirah 6y agoHeheh love winterfylleth, you're not alone!
- dvirsky 6y agoInterestingly most of the examples it gave me for being stuck in the early 2010s were from the second half of the decade.
- ralphc 6y agoYou are 11% basic. Red Moon Architect and Ahab? Where do you even find this shit?.
- sunir 6y agoEveryone got the same message about the 2010s it seems. Don’t fail the Turing test. Or the reverse Turing test where an AI makes you question your own humanity. :)