Either one of these are real: 1) The Russians are unbelievably stupid and incompetent and can’t even poison someone successfully, let him leave the country and

Either one of these are real: 1) The Russians are unbelievably stupid and incompetent and can’t even poison someone successfully, let him leave the country and then can’t keep their incompetence a secret. or 2) Navalny is a master of making up contrived stories in the rich tradition of Russian literature.