Realizing I was an adult happened to me in two stages. In stage one, I realized that if I wanted a Reeses peanut butter cup, I could just buy one and eat it. No

Realizing I was an adult happened to me in two stages. In stage one, I realized that if I wanted a Reeses peanut butter cup, I could just buy one and eat it. Nobody could tell me not to. In stage two, my wife told me not to.