I have second hand memory of an SNL sketch from the 80s(?) about this phrasing, but for man, mugged, and five minutes. Second hand because it was told/ re-enac

I have second hand memory of an SNL sketch from the 80s(?) about this phrasing, but for man, mugged, and five minutes. Second hand because it was told/ re-enacted to me in lieu of recorded on vhs or similar.