I'll just take a break for 3 years until SPAs become cool again. But they won't be called SPAs anymore... they'll be called "microapps". Elixir and Rust will

I'll just take a break for 3 years until SPAs become cool again. But they won't be called SPAs anymore... they'll be called "microapps". Elixir and Rust will be "just not fast enough" and there will be a new language VM that will "promise Hyperspeed™ on Google Crystalline™ chips". JSON will be considered harmful, and XML will be in favor again because it is flexible and there's plenty of bandwidth for all the extra bytes.