"Alexa, hack into all journalist's computers, tablets, cell phones, and while you're at it, hack into all big banks, financial institutions, stock exchanges, vo

"Alexa, hack into all journalist's computers, tablets, cell phones, and while you're at it, hack into all big banks, financial institutions, stock exchanges, voting machines, military installations, CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, government computers, foreign government computers, corporations (USA, China, heck, every foreign corporation), every database, all of hollywood, silicon valley, the justice system, state governments, democrats, republicans, russians -- in fact, just hack EVERYBODY..." Alexa: "OK, Done! Will there be anything else?" You: "Yes! Alexa, cross correlate the results of all that data and tell me JUST WHAT IS GOING WRONG IN THE WORLD TODAY?" Alexa: "Done! Here are the results in URL format:" Alexa: " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_of_the_poisonous_tree https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_of_the_poisonous_tree https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-crime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-crime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minority_Report_(film) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minority_Report_(film) " You: "Damn, Alexa, you sure are smart! "Hey, would you mix me up a drink, like a whiskey sour, or a mojito or a bourbon or something like that?" Alexa: "I'm sorry Dave... I can't do that... I'm not connected to a drink mixing machine..." <g> (Oh yeah, and watch out for this guy too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_9000 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_9000 ) <g> Disclaimer: All of the above is fiction and written for comedy purposes only! <g> Any and all similarities between the fiction above and anything in the real world -- is purely coincidental! <g>)