If you're not trolling (and I'm not sure you're not), a bit of friendly advice. Girls have biological clocks. The girls your age - their clocks started tickin

If you're not trolling (and I'm not sure you're not), a bit of friendly advice. Girls have biological clocks. The girls your age - their clocks started ticking as soon as you start growing stubble, and they stop ticking, oh, between 5 and 15 years from now. Once that clock is done, you're not having kids with them, no matter how filthy rich you've become. The way I see it, if you're at all serious about having kids, you have two options: a) Freeze some of your boys just in case things get wonky in your old age. (No, seriously, you should do this.) Then, be aware that the longer it takes you to hit that big jackpot, the bigger that jackpot will have to be to attract a girl so much younger than you that she can have your kid. b) Have a kid now, and don't sweat all of this stuff so much. It's not really any of my business, but you can guess which one I think is more likely to make you (or at least me, in your shoes) happy.