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Oops your launch codes have been encrypted! What Happened to My Nuclear Deterrent? Your abort codes are encrypted and your nuclear arsenal has been placed at D
by emptyparadise 6y ago
Oops your launch codes have been encrypted!
What Happened to My Nuclear Deterrent?
Your abort codes are encrypted and your nuclear arsenal has been placed at DEFCON level 1.
Many of your ICBMs, submarines, launch silos, bombers and other facilities are no longer accessible because their communication channels have been encrypted. Maybe you are busy looking for a way to cancel the launch, but do not waste your time. Nobody can recover your abort codes without our decryption service.
Can I prevent thermonuclear war?
We guarantee that you can recover all your nukes safely and easily. But you don't have enough time.
If you do not pay within 7 days, you will not be able to recover from nuclear winter forever.
How do I pay?
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- SCLeo 6y ago"There we go again" *opens AES 256 decryption toolkit
- YarickR2 6y agoI wonder why does it look so simple, almost like an old style soldering iron.
- ronsor 6y agoI should've never opened that Nuclear_Update.pdf.exe attachment!
- rriepe 6y ago"Good thing Bitcoin is just one of our many projects."
- anonymouse008 6y agoThis would be a pretty wild explanation for the run on BTC recently
- maerF0x0 6y agowhat would be driving BTC up ?
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- selimthegrim 6y agoFor a second I thought this was channeling Clippy. I'll bet MS didn't see that one coming as a result of their being hacked.