That's why so many people like them. It's a pleasant distraction from sitting in a fluorescently-lit cubicle getting diabetes, and facing the dread of going ho

That's why so many people like them. It's a pleasant distraction from sitting in a fluorescently-lit cubicle getting diabetes, and facing the dread of going home to another night's existential crisis. Twist that throttle and there's a gentle tap on the shoulder and a whisper, 'hey buddy, just wanted to remind you that you're actually alive'.