You're being too kind. I disagree with the "little or no basis in reality". In actuality, there's no basis in reality. I should know, I wrote the article. I

You're being too kind. I disagree with the "little or no basis in reality". In actuality, there's no basis in reality. I should know, I wrote the article. I hadn't actually planned to have the headline read the way it does -- but now that I re-read it after a cup of coffee, I can see how it implies something. Guess I won't be the first person to have implied something in a headline that is not based in reality. Should be a fun day...