If you ever have a good idea please hire me to implement it for you. Then I can throw a continuous stream of monkey wrenches into your effort while spending th

If you ever have a good idea please hire me to implement it for you. Then I can throw a continuous stream of monkey wrenches into your effort while spending the rest of my time stealing it on the side. I want this arrangement with you specifically because apparently you wont even sue me for defrauding you.