Where's the GNU grant program to help fund the time it takes to write a good manual for something, then? Complete with people whose job at least partially invol

Where's the GNU grant program to help fund the time it takes to write a good manual for something, then? Complete with people whose job at least partially involves finding folks who have had something worthwhile to say about a program, and convincing them that they want to spend the next few months of their lives expanding it into Serious Documentation?