I smashed my middle toe into a table while play-chasing my dog around the house. I was instantly in enormous pain, but able to hobble around. Later that night

I smashed my middle toe into a table while play-chasing my dog around the house. I was instantly in enormous pain, but able to hobble around. Later that night, I was in so much pain that I literally could not walk at all. I was laughing and crying at the same time, it was ridiculous that I was in so much pain over a TOE. Not even the big toe at that. I had to crawl to the bathroom to pee. Luckily it just took another day and I could hobble on it again.