Obviously this isn't meant to be taken seriously, but you could never buy a company for it's market cap. Shareholders wouldn't agree to an acquisition where the

Obviously this isn't meant to be taken seriously, but you could never buy a company for it's market cap. Shareholders wouldn't agree to an acquisition where they make exactly what they have now. Also, you couldn't just buy up a ton of shares of stock either with the whole supply-demand curve of shares. If you buy 1% of Apple's shares, the share prices isn't going to just hover around the original price.